[[The comic consists of 4 panels, 3 showing a couple brushing their teeth, one showing the label on a bottle of mouthwash.]]
Wife: “Oooh, is this new mouthwash?”
Husband: “Yeah, I just got it today”
Wife: “Can I try it”
Husband: “Just don’t drink it.”
Wife: “I’m an adult. I know how to use mouthwash.”
[[In the next panel the wife looks at the mouthwash label.]]
Husband: “Seriously, read the label.”
[[The next panel shows the mouthwash label.]]
Anticavity
Directions:
– Do not swallow
– Do not eat or drink for 30 minutes after using
– Supervise children as necessary
– Not for recreational purposes
[[Panel four shows the woman looking at the mouthwash]]
Wife: What am I supposed to drink when they ration vodka during the zombie wars?
{{Title text: The world record for the longest shower stands at over 100 hours.}}