[[The comic is two letters. One is long and includes unfortunate text. The other is short and does not include unfortunate text.]]
Life Lesson #1
((The letter below is on the long version))
Dear Ann & Bob,
Thank you for the lovely antique vase! We’re looking forward to using it when our roses bloom next month. We especially love the vase because it reminds us of Aunt Patty. She was such an avid gardener. I can’t believe she asked to be cremated and put in one of her favorite vases …wait…this is one of her favorite vases. OMG! WHAT DID YOU DO TO AUNT PATTY’S REMAINS?! ARE YOU THAT CHEAP?
Love,
The Happy Couple
((The letter below is on the short version))
Dear Ann & Bob,
Thank you for the lovely antique vase! We’re looking forward to using it when our roses bloom next month.
Love,
The Happy Couple

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